When it's hot out, I've got two things on my mind: cooling down and always knowing what time it is. Unfortunately, these two tasks generally require completely different sets of equipment. Now, thanks to Hong Kong's crazy Brando, I don't have that concern anymore.
That's because they've released this ridiculous USB Alarm Clock Fan. Yes, it's a fan and an alarm clock combined, all powered by the magic of USB. The problem? I don't think it even functions as a clock; it just looks like one. After all, if the hands are the blades of the fan, they aren't pointing at the correct time. And I don't see any way to set an alarm. Nice try, Brando. My search continues.