To solve your mosquito problem, acquire a bat problem
Thursday, July 31, 2008 - 1:31pm
So you've got a bit of a mosquito problem, do you? Well, you could get a bug zapper or cover yourself in some gross chemical spray. But you don't want to do that. I know what you need: even bigger flying creatures to eat the mosquitoes.
If you get yourself a bat conservatory, you'll attract a bunch of bats to your property. And bats love eating mosquitoes. You'll be able to sit back and relax as your winged minions take care of your bug problem. Sure, you'll now have a bat problem, but you can easily take care of that by buying a falcon's nest. Once the bats are taken care of, just shoot the falcons. It's the circle of life!