If you're looking for a classy, subtle decoration for your home that'll blend nicely with all of your other décor, I don't think you can go wrong with the "Merciless" gargoyle wall sculpture and light fixture. It's classy. It says "here's a guy who knows a thing or two about interior decorator." It says "you shouldn't have come over after the date, missy."
It's a real work of art though! Created by artist Gary Chang, it can be yours for a mere $99, and it accepts any standard 40-watt bulb. Come on, at least it has more personality than that Bob Marley poster you've had since college.