Science As Magic: God Ability unveils wireless heat and distance calculators

In an age when our gadgets often appear to give us magical powers one can never have enough mystical trinkets cocked and ready to astonish. The GOD Ability wireless Ultrasonic Distance Measurer and Digital Thermometer are both well suited to giving you that all-important look of omnipotency in case your Jesus Phone runs out of battery juice. With just a pass through the air, the Digital Thermometer can tell just how far you are from being the next victim of localized global warming and the Ultrasonic Distance Measurer will calculate within a hair just how far you need to run for your life. More information on both magic wands available here.

Via God Ability