For those who are thinking it’s not worth it to have a dog because of all that poop you have to bag up and carry around, here’s your salvation. Each biodegradable Dog Poo Bag in the $30 pack of 16 has its own self-contained scooper, letting you scoop up that crap, dispose of the scooper, and seal it all up in one smooth motion.
One size bag fits all varieties of doggy turds, even those whoppers currently fertilizing our yard. That does it — I’m sending one of these packages to my hapless neighbors. See the gallery below to chuckle at the whimsical sayings emblazoned on each bag.