Don't you know that germs and bacteria are everywhere? The invisible beasties are just itching to get inside your body to start wreaking havoc. And you just know that the dishwashers at the restaurant you're going to tonight just don't care as much as your personal wellbeing as you do. So what can you do to stay healthy?
Just carry around a Zadro Nano UV Disinfection Scanner. Simply aim its beam at your cutlery for 10 seconds and it'll take out 99.99% of germs camping out there. Sure, you can't beam it on the hands of the people handling your food, but then again, if you were that worried about it you'd never leave the house. This is a pretty decent compromise, I'd say.
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