There's one place in your house that's always used for reading things, and it's also one of the few places without a computer: the bathroom. Why should your personal reading room leave you cut off from the internet that you read everything else on? Blogs don't take bathroom breaks, after all.
Enter the RSStroom Reader. It's a toilet paper holder that prints the latest RSS feed updates on your TP, allowing you to read you favorite blogs from the can. And if you don't like what you read, you'll be able to perform an indignity upon it that no anonymous comment can match, making your reading that much more satisfying. Elegant, is it not?
DJ Spy Hunter, via Slipperybrick