Owning a plant or two is a great way to add some life to your apartment and prove to others that you have the capacity to care for the life of another living thing. The problem? You don't. I mean, watering plants is just so hard! Who can remember to do it, like, every day?
Luckily, there's the Vitamin IV Plant Pot. It'll hold your plant as it grows and help you keep it alive by automatically watering it from a hanging IV bag. Sure, it's a little morbid, what with IVs generally being seen in hospitals next to sick people, but who are you to care about that? You'll be keeping a plant alive with as little effort as humanly possible, and at the end of the day, that's what really matters.