$8,600 Craftsman 1470 piece tool set: your house is doomed

Ever get that feeling that you could fix anything if you just had the right tool? Oh, you do? Bad news, my friend. You're that guy — a blundering handyman just like Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor — and I'm about to set you loose.

This 1470 piece Craftsman Professional Tool Set has so many tools, some of them don't even have names. It's got all the basic, professional, specialized and automotive tools, and all the ratcheting gear you could ever dream of. The Craftsman sets that comprise the 1470-piece-package can be bought individually if you don't need everything (or if you don't have $8,600), but, come on now, go big or go home!

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