Now that you can make your doorbell sound just like Captain Picard’s, you might as well kick back with a brewski, opened by his very own NCC-1701. We don’t remember any of the Starships Enterprise from Star Trek looking quite so shiny as this stainless steel utensil, but we’ve still taken a shine to it nonetheless.
What, your beers all have twist-off caps? Everyone knows if a beer’s worth drinking, you’ll need a “church key” to get that sucker open. This one’s well-suited to the job, transporting those bottle caps into the ether at warp speed. Get your piece of future history starting in June for $24. Engage!