Back when I was a lad, nothing was cooler than rolling up to the neighbor kid's pad on your Big Wheel. Feeling like Dennis Hopper in Easy Rider, this was the ultimate in preschool hipness. Today's kids however need protection from bullies, girls, and other jealous six year olds, so for them, Huffy has added some firepower to their interpretation of the Big Wheel.

The Green Machine H2O might look pretty much like any regular Green Machine, but it includes a high power squirt gun with a pressurized trunk mounted water supply, and enough oomph to send a jet over twenty feet. That should be plenty to keep potential adversaries at bay.

If you need more firepower for patrolling your neighborhood, the Green Machine H2O is available now for about $100

Amazon.com, via Gadget Grid