Who knew what was going on inside inkjet printers? Yikes. A lot of that ink, which costs three times more per milliliter than a $350 bottle of the finest Cristal champagne, is seeping into a gummy well of useless black slime. What a waste.
Our solution? Stop printing altogether. Send documents digitally, and show people pics on our iPhones instead of prints stashed in our wallets. At home, it’s digital picture frames all the way with no color printing. Hey, we’re recession-proof!