What looks like an old school Univac computer but fits in the palm of your hand like a Sony PSP? It's the coolest new UMPC (Ultra-Mobile PC) to hit the market called the Wibrain. Sporting a 1024 x 600 resolution 4.8-inch WSVGA touchscreen and weighing in at just 1.15 pounds, the Wibrain is what you're looking for "after" you've stopped fooling yourself that the Macbook Air is worth the plastic it's housed in.
Powered by Windows XP, the Wibrain has a 1.6 gigahertz processor, a 60 gigabyte harddrive, wifi and Bluetooth capability, and a built-in camera and microphone (Skype anyone?). The device also includes game system-like up and down controls as well as a touchpad with stylus included. Unless Steve Jobs completely owns your soul, there's no way you can deny the power and glory of this device retailing for around $850, if you can find one.