The Singing Prayer Clock's good karma outweighs its lame factor

It may not impress any of the ladies, but if there is one good way to start out a day it's with an overly cheesy clock singing prayers in your direction and that is what the Lord's Prayer Singing Alarm Clock happens to do. This cheap plastic clock is powered by batteries and will wake you to the "Lord's prayer in song form," according to the product page. The product page also suggests that the traditional alarm clock buzzer is actually the voice of satan and comes straight from the pits of hell. Hey, the alarm buzzer is pretty annoying, but give it a break, it's not that bad. Regardless, have at it with the sins because waking up to this $25 alarm clock every morning will surely compensate and cleanse your soul, or something.

Lord's Prayer Alarm Clock, via TFTS