Sometimes when you're out getting away from it all you just need to get away, again. So bring a Paha Que Tepee and forget nature for a little while.
The Tepee's designed to be set up by one person and has fiberglass poles, a mesh top for ventilation and a detachable, waterproof flooring so you don't have to get your tootsies dirty — after all, you wouldn't want to be reminded of the fact that you're camping outdoors, would you? It all collapses back down to a duffel with carry straps.
You can add one of these Tepees to your camping gear for $135. Admitting to yourself that you actually hate camping is free.