Tent-mounted ceiling fan is a sign of the apocalypse

Sure, I may not be the most outdoorsy-person in the world, but I'm pretty sure I know when certain items cross that line, and it's very apparent that a tent ceiling fan is the kind of product that does so. This device mounts to the top of a tent and will produce a nice stream of air using six D-size batteries. It also includes a light.

Isn't the point of camping and being outdoors the experience? You know, roughing it and all of that jazz? There's something about a ceiling fan outdoors would make Lewis and Clark roll in their respective graves. At this point you should probably just buy a massive RV, park it in the woods, never leave the vehicle and call it camping. The tent ceiling fan is made by Coleman and is available for $25.

Coleman Cool Zephyr Ceiling Fan, via GadgetGrid