Segways aren't the coolest or manliest way to get around. No, they're more like a giant sign on your back announcing that you're a dork. It's too bad, really, because Segways do seem to be a kind of fun way of getting around, no?

If you really want to ride a Segway around but you also don't feel like being emasculated in public every time you do, might I recommend slapping some gigantic tires onto it? Just take a look at the video above, which shows an enterprising gentleman on a Segway that's as badass as a Segway is ever going to get. Or you could, you know, walk or drive in a car. Just saying.

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