This mini stun gun, called The Runt, is about the size of an iPod nano, but can smack you down with so much voltage you’ll think you got hit by a truck. The 950,000-volt version ($69.95, pictured above right) is a mere 3.5 inches tall, and even has a retractable plug that lets you recharge it on the go, necessary after you’ve fired it 300-500 times.
Huh? Let’s hope nobody goes around firing such a thing hundreds of times. This trend toward casual use of stun guns is, getting, uh, a bit stunning. Sure, it’s better than shooting each other, but a stun gun the size of a matchbox is just a bit too easy to conceal, and will probably encourage a whole lot more shocking incidents than we can bear. Maybe most people will go for the lower-power 350,000 version of this tiny Runt, selling for $39.95. But hey, just keep the stun guns at home, bro!