Looking to start a dance party? Well then, my friend, all you need is this International Dance Party, a machine that has one setting: party.
When inactive, it just looks like a big black box. But when its radar detects dancing, it opens up and starts pumping out beats. As the dancing picks up the pace, it starts a light show, and then fog starts coming out, and sooner or later somebody will have to call the cops, because the party will just be too intense. But hey, is there really such a thing as a party that's too intense? Something tells me that the International Dance Party machine would say no. And that's all you need to know.