Electronic Yodeling Pickle could actually be useful

Let's get this out of the way early—this is a long, green pickle that happens to yodel. It's available for $13 and there is no word on how many different Yodels this pickle is capable of belting out. What is important is that the manufacturers, Accoutrements, felt the need to mass produce a product like this.

If you want to be serious about it, an electronic yodeling pickle is obviously a gag gift that is great for those that enjoy yodeling, pickles, or cheap electronic junk. On the other hand better uses for this pickle include those of a different nature. It could also be a good pistol and mortar for a pharmacist. With those few options, don't question the Electronic Yodeling Pickle, just embrace it.

Electronic Yodeling Pickle, via Albotas