If you're looking to show off your amazing brain power to anyone who comes into your apartment, you should follow the lead of designer Alexander Lervik. He went and made his brain into a lamp.
Yep, the MYBrain lamp is a replica of his brain that was designed using an MRI scan of it from the Karolinska Institutet in Stockholm, Sweden and run through a 3D printer. And while sure, you could buy one shaped like someone else's brain, how cool would it be to have one that's your own? You could load it up with a super-high watt bulb and make as many "look how bright I am" jokes as you want, forever and ever.
Via Product Page