Who needs a personal chef when you can get a 4-in-1 hot dog maker?

Clearly, hot dogs are the perfect food. They're delicious, cheap, and easy to make. Why eat anything else? I mean, other than the obvious health reasons, but who cares about those? So if you want to keep well stocked on nature's science's candy, you can't go wrong with the 4-in-1 Hot Dog Maker.

This bad boy can steam hotdogs, boil eggs, and make popcorn all in the same device. It's amazing. And since it steams your dogs with no oil or fat, it's "healthier" than normal cooking, although I know few ways of cooking hot dogs that require oil or fat. But hey, for a mere $30 how can you go wrong?

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