Yes, I know you hate cleaning up your apartment and sweeping is a bore, but you're just going to have to get used to it. That's especially true if "inventions" like this Ceiling Track Broom are as good as we can do to get out of said chores.
Essentially this thing is a track that goes around your apartment's ceiling. You attach a broom on a string, turn it on, and watch as one long strip of your apartment floor is cleaned. It obviously won't take care of any area not directly underneath it, but that's OK, as it's just an art piece. But hey, maybe if you work out the kinks you can turn it into something practical and remove that broomstick from your hand for once and for all.