A breast massaging robot? If you're male and feel inexplicably threatened, see A. If you're male and you're crushing a beer can against your head at this very moment, see B. If you're either of our female readers, see C.

A. Wei Wang and Beijing BUBBY Robot Technologies are only making things worse. Artificial insemination, an arsenal of personal massagers, and now a robot with magic hands? Men are obsolete.

B. Wooo! Boobs 'n 'bots! You must be interested in one of the 360,000 units BUBBY projects will sell in America and Europe alone, at a rate of 1,000 units a day (that's a lot of massaging).

C. Breast health is a serious concern for all women. The BMR is designed around the concept that specific massage techniques can actually improve health, relieve pain associated with surgery and reduce risks that increase with age. Regardless if it works, would you trust a robot with your body instead of a trained human masseuse? Check out the video above and decide for yourself.

Wei Wang, via BotJunkie