The Wine Rack manages to combine a classy beverage, trailer park sensibilities and one hell of a pun all in one great package. It's a sports bra with a polyurethane bladder on the inside able to hold 25 ounces, and, once full, it'll increase the bust size of anyone wearing it by two whole cups. Also, in what may be a world's first, breast feeding is done through a straw — by way of a healthy rubber tube.
The Wine Rack sells for $30 in small and medium sizes, although it looks like the larger version is all sold out. It's also worth noting that, if wine isn't your thing, you could bring jugs full of any beverage to the party. (And ladies, don't fret — the Wine Rack's male equivalent isn't any more flattering.)