Nothing says "I'm rich" quite like having a bowling alley in your house. There's one in the White House, there's one in Daniel Plainview's house in There Will Be Blood, and now you can add your humble abode to that storied list with a custom alley.
United Bowling can set you up with one, specializing in custom installations of lanes in rich people's homes. Yes, rich, as a two-lane setup will cost you a serious $88,000. But think of the fun you'd have! You could use the lanes for bowling and bowling-related activities! You'd save lots of money on shoe rentals! You'd impress everyone who came over! It's really quite irresistible.