Nothing says "I'm a mature and stable adult" like a love of food fights. And as such a mature and stable adult, I can't resist showing you these awesome Zing! Food Fight Weapons. Sure, they might look like fancily-designed silverware, but they had a secret. A food-fight-related secret.
They're weapons! Essentially little slingshots for food, they put temptation in your hands for every meal. If you're too "grown up" to use these things at home, they'd be the perfect things to stick in your kids lunch box, ensuring that he keeps out of trouble in the cafeteria, or at least has fun getting into trouble.