We've seen some pretty goofy MP3 players in our day, from this one that claims to massage you to this one that claims to help you relax and concentrate. The latest in the "wellbeing plus music" category is the mpion, an MP3 player that claims to fight acne.
Since it costs $184 and only holds 128 megabytes of music, we hope (but seriously doubt) that it actually works. In fact, 128 MB is more than enough memory to hold the twenty minutes worth of music that you'll listen to while holding the player up to your face and thinking positive thoughts. Remember the band Everclear, anyone?