The MP3 Smart Jacket, otherwise known as dork suspenders

This "MP3 Smart Jacket" isn't the most stylish or aesthetically pleasing thing in the world, but if you care more about function than form and have a lot of crap to carry around with you, well, maybe you'll like it. It's basically the straps of a backpack without the pack, holding your devices and gadgets in a series of pockets. Even better? It has built-in speakers for playing your music out loud.

There's absolutely no way to wear this and play music from its speakers without looking like (and being) a total jackass, but hey, who cares what other people think? You have gadgets to carry around! Who are they to judge?

Product Page, via Crave