People get really, really attached to their dogs. Like, really attached. They're like surrogate children that can't talk back and are cheaper to take care of, with conveniently shorter lifespans.
If you are one of those people who are obsessed with their dog, you really should provide it with an appropriately lavish place to sleep. Just take a peek at this ludicrous dog house. Greenrrroof Dog Dens are super-fancy dog houses that are "handmade using zero-VOC paint, waterproof beeswax and natural Western red cedar, which wards off rot and fleas." They also have "green roofs" that are covered in plants, filtering the surrounding air. Doesn't your dogchild deserve the best?