Each strand of Lazy Man's Lights is 75 inches long, has 50 LED bulbs spaced across it and comes plugged into a controller that will enable you to customize what colored lights are displayed. Keep the red and green out for Christmas, white for Easter, orange for Halloween and whatever else your heart desires. Gardening will be a pain, of course, and there's always the fact that you'll be the tackiest house on the block, but hey, you didn't break a sweat too early this new year.
Unfortunately, you can't be a lazy man yourself to afford them. Each strand and controller set costs $80.