Do you just love getting up in the morning? Does the sound of your alarm clock going off, shocking you awake from sleep, fill your heart with joy? I don't know what the hell's wrong with you, but congrats on winning the lottery of life. And boy, do I have a treat for you.
If you like being shocked awake, there ain't nothing better to do so than a fire bell alarm sitting a foot from your face. Yep, there's a good chance you'll go deaf and/or give yourself a heart attack if you use this, but there's no more surefire way to wake yourself up than with something that's supposed to alert an entire building's worth of people of imminent danger. I'll be sticking to a regular alarm clock, but please go ahead and enjoy the hell out of this thing.