Zeus lightning bolt is for opening letters, right...

Someday I would like to shake the hand of the man that invented the letter opener. This sadistic person managed to find a way to get happy, delightful and cheerful greeting card stores to essentially sell knives. This so-called Zeus letter opener can bestow the fury of a thousand gods upon your monthly letter from Grandma. I'm sure the hate of this device is more designed for junkmail, but Grandma is just as worthy of Zeus' might. This letter opener is available in solid brass or silver-plated brass from Greece Is For Lovers, which is obviously not true because Greece is actually for spiteful and angry letter recipients, rather than lovers.





Zeus!, via Gearfuse