Being a clumsy drunk isn't too farfetched of a concept and with the annual holiday parties creeping up, it is time to take precaution in boozing with people who determine your salary. This wine-holding lanyard won't help your looks at all, but at least it will prevent any spills on upper-management. It holds any regular size stemmed wine glass. At least you won't forget your drink, as well, and with companies being stingy with those damn drink tickets, you have to make every ounce of booze worth it. You can receive a set of two (one for you, one for your date) from Wine Enthusiast for $25.