We've seen musical toilets, stealthy toilets, waterless toilets, pimped-out toilets and even toilets that'll improve your upper body strength. You know what's missing from that list? Take a guess. Peek to the right and then come back over here. I'll wait. Yeah, a Meat Toilet.

The work of artist Simone Racheli, the Meat Toilet is a rather confusing fusion. With the spork, for instance, the spoon and the fork unite in a helpful way. So here's a toilet — always useful — and meat, and, er, hmm... Well, hopefully the driving concept behind the Meat Toilet isn't akin to the same guiding principle at work with, say, a bread bowl.

Also by Simone Racheli, in the gallery below: a meaty iron, egg beater, chair, blow dryer and bike frame.

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