Giant Pac-Man spotted in waters off Manhattan, residents prepare to flee

One of our DVICE spies sent us this top-secret subway radar map that shows a giant submerged Pac-Man lurking just off the shore of Manhattan. At this time its intentions are unknown, but given that Pac-Man is just a giant mouth that exists only to feed, the outlook for New York City is not good. The mayor's office has told us that residents are preparing to flee, while diversionary lines of yellow taxis are being placed in the streets to draw him off. It's thought the taxis will remind Pac-Man of the yellow dots he eats to survive, thus sparing human lives.