Are you rich and insecure? Do you need everyone to know just how loaded you are in order to stay happy? Well, you need to be more obnoxiously ostentatious, my friend. It's for your own good. Might I recommend a diamond-studded credit card?
Sure, you could have a card that has a huge limit, but how will people know? If your card has real diamonds on it, well, no one will miss that subtle little message. These super-expensive cards are obviously designed to reign in the biggest of the big spenders who, like squirrels and pigeons, are attracted to shiny objects. Are you one of them? Prove it, pal.