Are you planning to propose to your sweetheart in the near future? Do you want to screw it up royally by over-nerding things? Great! I have just the thing to make your awkward dreams come true: the Euricase Multimedia Ring Box.
This shiny little pile of gimmickry is a ring box with a little 2-inch LCD screen inside. Using USB, you can load it up to play videos or photo slide shows when the box is opened. It has little LED lights that shine on the ring, and it just makes the whole romantic proposal a cheap, tacky affair. That is, unless the lady you're proposing to is a serious Internet geek with a twisted sense of humor. In that case, load this thing up with Goatse. If she thinks its hilarious, you've got a partner for life.