You seem like a pretty funny guy with good taste, so I'm going to show you something right up your alley. It's a glass toilet with a fishing theme. Yeah, I know, it's basically the funniest thing I've ever seen! Holy moly is it good. It's got a fish inside! Can you imagine, a fish in a toilet tank! Hah! That's rich.
And this classy piece of bathroom accessorizing will only set you back a mere $295! Imagine all the compliments you'll receive when people leave your bathroom. You'll be the most popular guy on the block, if you aren't already, am I right? Oh boy, you sure do know how to pick 'em.