Looking like an old Nokia cell phone, the Shunpu Digital Therapy machine aims to shock you into healing. Not a one-trick pony, this electrocuting device will work you over with acupressure, acupuncture, nerve stimulation and massage.

Combing traditional Chinese therapy and all kinds of other electronic currents, the Shunpu can soothe and relax you anytime, anywhere. It features seven different currents that help blood circulation and reduce swelling. It all sounds pretty nifty for $50 — if it works. Hard to say if the Chinese lettering on the buttons gives it more or less cred as a gadget massager…. — Ken Sander