BenchToilet hides the potty, mystifies guests

With our minds remaining ensconced entirely out of the gutter, we now turn to toilet news: The BenchToilet lets you hide all evidence of bodily elimination, pretending that small chamber off your bedroom really is a "washroom" instead of a glorified outhouse.

This "decorative solution" by Troy Adams Design has a fancy wood cover that you slide out of the way when it's time to go, reminding us of those old console stereo/TVs of the 60's, where you could tuck away an idiot box in your living room and no one would be the wiser. Now you can play a similar trick in your bathroom if you have an extra $11,475 lying around.

Julien, via Born Rich