Winter will be here before you know it, so to prepare you for those long nights of chilly Internet surfing we introduce you to the USB Warmer Cushion from Thanko. Attach the cushion to your computer's USB port and feel your fanny heat up with glorious computer energy that you can adjust via a heat control dial.
If your computer is on the fritz, no worries, the digital hot seat will still work with an included USB AC Charger. And, for you geeks with less than stellar hygiene, good news--the cushion can easily be removed and washed. You can get your tushy onto one of these pleasure pads for just 2,980 yen ($25.83) at Thanko's website.