Now you can have Darth Vader guarding your bedside every night. This Darth Vader Alarm Clock helpfully projects the time of day onto the ceiling, although too bad R2-D2 isn't there to project it in 3-D. When morning comes, Lord Vader practically Forces you to get up, but not to worry, there's a huge half-sphere snooze button you can't miss, even if you're so deep asleep you feel like you're in a galaxy far, far away.
If you're still afraid of the dark, that snooze button doubles as a night light, illuminating your bedchamber all night long, and combined with the projected time and Darth's glowing lightsaber, there should be enough light in your room so you don't even need to use The Force when it's time to get up to pee in the middle of the night. For all these seen and unseen benefits, $29.99 seems a meager price to pay.