This might be the ultimate addition to any serious nerd's home theater setup. Not only is it a ridiculous subwoofer, with ten speakers angled in different directions, but it's shaped like a 12-sided die. Yes, it's the dorkiest shape in existence, thanks to Dungeons & Dragons. Whether or not you love or hate this thing should say a lot about how many girls you talked to in high school.
For nerds of the audiophile variety, the sub pumps out 600 watts per driver for an impressive total of 6,000 watts of bass. That's a lot of bass. Despite the completely dorky shape, it'll rattle more windows than the manliest of subwoofers, if the specs are to be believed. And that's what really counts.