Do you have a green thumb yet are constantly tethered to a computer? Do you yearn for the sweet, oxygen-providing presence of a plant in your florescent-tinged cubicle? I feel your pain. Well, you don't need to work in a garden to enjoy plants. As long as you've got a computer with a USB port, you can turn your desk into a veritable forest of life.
Just grab yourself one of these USB greenhouses, which come complete with seeds and artificial soil. Plug it into your computer, and the light above will turn on and give your plants the juice they need to grow. Sure, it's no substitute for a real garden, but what do expect? You're trapped in a cubicle, you poor sucker.