If you've got a pile of remotes sitting on your coffee table, you could get a universal remote and control everything with one device. But that's expensive, and then you'd have to program it, which takes time and effort. You're very, very lazy. Don't sweat it, I've got a seriously half-assed solution that's right up your alley.
It's the Digital Remote Caddy. If you're sick of remote clutter, it'll just hold all your remotes for you. It won't make turning the TV on any easier, but at least you can finally get that pile of remotes off your pile of magazines. Come to think of it, they have similar devices to organize you magazines. Your life begins anew today!