Retro is cool. Just look at clothes, music, and basically every other style out there. It's all cyclical, so what was once cool and then became uncool will inevitably become cool again. With that in mind, this Lasonic Ghetto Blaster with integrated iPod dock is downright awesome.
It's a gigantic boombox straight out of the '80s, but it's been updated for the 21st century with the addition of an iPod dock smack dab in the middle of it. It can also load music up from memory cards or USB flash drives, which I suppose are the modern-day equivalent of the blank cassette. Boy, have things changed. In any case, you also get all the accoutrements of an over-the-top ghetto blaster, so you'll be able to carry it around on your shoulder irritating everybody around you, just like in the good old days.