Strangely, the Morse Code Watch from Tokyoflash may be the site's easiest watch for deciphering the time. As the name suggests, the watch will beep out the current time in Morse Code through an external speaker. This may be easy for any veteran, but for the kiddos, the watch will also display the current time in bright red LEDs in plain sight, which is a first for Tokyo Flash.
The watch comes in a very sleek stainless-steel form, but what won't be sleek is when you have to explain to everyone around you why your fancy watch is obnoxiously beeping (the time 10:00 p.m. is one short beep, followed by 19 long beeps). Beep your way into the hearts of any senile navy pilot for $120.