Suicide Bomb Box: Worst Carry-On Bag Ever

Planning to do some traveling? Let me give you a little piece of advice if you're going to be flying to your destination: don't pack your carry-on items in a box designed to look like a bomb. It's just not smart planning.

Despite the obviously terrible consequences that would happen if you tried to bring it through airport security, the Suicide Bomb Box still exists and is available for sale. Featuring a bunch of switches, a red button with a skull and crossbones, and some satellite images, it looks like the kind of bomb an action movie villain from the 80's would use. That's not to say the friendly Homeland Security agents would see the joke. Unless you want more cavities than just your carry-on searched, I'd pass on this guy. But that's just me.

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