Sitting at a desk all day makes you restless. I mean, man ain't meant to be chained to a desk! He yearns to be free, to roam the rolling hills breathing in fresh country air! Unfortunately, none of that is in the cards for you at the moment. Perhaps you should compromise and be happy with the little things, no?
The Webble is a little curved footrest that you keep under your desk, giving your feet something to do while you slave away in front of a computer. So if you're daydreaming about strolling through some Tuscan wineries you can let your feet enact your fantasies. Also, I'm sure keeping your feet wobbling along on a Webble will burn some calories or at least get some restless energy out. And hey, if you hate your desk job so much why don't you go be a park ranger and quit whining about it?